Saturday, July 31, 2010

30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola, 1986)

"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air.
You name them - Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and you're keeping all of these in the Air.

 

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back.

 

But the other four Balls - Family, Health, Friends and Spirit - are made of glass.
If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered.
They will never be the same.
You must understand that and strive for it."

 

WORK EFFICIENTLY DURING OFFICE HOURS AND LEAVE ON TIME.
GIVE THE REQUIRED TIME TO YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS & HAVE PROPER REST.

 

"VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED"

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Thanks to my dear friend, Nihar

Dipankar Sahu

Are we loosing something!!! something like the most valuable things in Life!!!!

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door.   

SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?'   
MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman.   
SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?'   
MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily.   
SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'   
MUM: 'If you must know, I make     Rs. 50 an hour.'   
SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.   
SON: 'Mummy, may I please borrow Rs.25?'   

The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities. The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down , and started to think:Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.25.00 and she really didn't ask for money very often.The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door. 'Are you asleep, son?' She asked.   

'No Mummy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.   
'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the woman. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.25 you asked for.
   
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you Mummy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother. 'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the mother grumbled. Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.   

'Mummy, I have Rs.50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

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Well, I happened to get this in my mail one day...but I was really shaken. At the end of the day, I could see myself being asked the same question by my Daughter, who is 7 years old and I have been neglecting her like anything.

I would like all of you to sit back and think about it for a while.

Dipankar Sahu

A very definite joke about Consultants!!!

There was a shepherd watching over his herd of sheep in a very ordinary afternoon. Then came a bright red ferrari out of nowhere and stopped on its way probably to nowhere. A very happening kind of guy came out of that ferrari and asked the Shepherd, "Would you give me one if I could tell you the number of sheep that you have here?"

The shepherd was a bit confused and reluctantly agreed. Immediately the Guy took out his state of the art gear and connected to some satellite, did some stuff and after a while, he returned back to the shepherd and said, "You got 1065 ones there!!".

The shepherd nodded in agreement and the Guy took one sheep and walked towards his ferrari. As he was about to start, he was stopped by the Shepherd who said, "Would you give me back that one, if I could tell you your profession?"

The Guy was really astonished and agreed. The shepherd said without any hesitation, 'You are a Consultant!!".

The guy was really impressed and asked the shepherd how did he know that.

The shepherd explained, "Three reasons...1) I did not Call you; 2) You did not tell me anything new as I always knew the number and 3) You do not know what you are doing, because you are taking my dog instead. So please give me back my Dog!!!"

This was told in a meeting back in New Delhi by a Senior Official as he was trying to explain why the Consultants are not always as helpful as they pose. In fact, this ons is probably the most appropriate definition of a Consultant...at least the best I have come across!!!

Dipankar Sahu